cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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irisandtheinseparableinnuendos:

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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seifukucat:

"push! PUSH!" the nurse screams in the delivery room. i can’t believe i’m going to lose a push-up contest in front of my newborn son

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thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

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fangirllovin:

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

I feel as if this is exactly something my best friend would say

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thefrailtyofavulcan:

lordscrubbington:

snakelet:

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

Ya I guess I could check in the closet hold on a sec

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royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

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